To all this I retort: Corrupt officials don’t let you play with their children. They don’t feed you for two years and never ask for even satay in return. They certainly don’t conspire with you about how to improve the health of pregnant mothers and newborns. I have never seen a public figure as beloved as the Bupati. Wherever he went, streams of people would flow towards him as if he were a limitless receptacle. To the crowds he would boom in loud resonant baritone, “Mari…datang”… “Please….come”, literally welcoming guests with open arms while—because this was Indonesia— submitting to countless selfies. There was palpable excitement. People knew Bupati Remigo’s presence meant that whatever activity he was attending, he was all in. The mystery as to what could garner the Bupati’s interest added to the spectacle as did the consonance of a powerful, literally large, abnormally funny functionary listening attentively, trying things out, probing, and summarizing. Imagine President Trump (ok, that’s impossible), a Senator, the Mayor, a health commissioner— any leader— committing hours to citizens for the purpose of understanding and appreciating. When in 2017 Walking Doctors began its work to make seven of Pakpak Bharat’s eight Health Centres or Puskesmas, paperless, the Bupati was at the inaugural training from the morning on. By late afternoon he was teaching the health staffs how to use the system. “See,” he would say, “It’s actually quite easy. I could be doctor, you know.” To this the crowd laughed, “Ok, if I were a doctor I would use this WD [Way-Day] system.
One should never try to understand Indonesian politics over Whatsapp at 12am in a busy Time Square CVS store. I have moved to the candy section. There, Ibu Evodia explained, “Bupati wasn’t careful,” she said, “he made a lot of people mad. You saw how he fired the Director of RSUD Salak Hospital twice for delaying implementation of WD. Now imagine he did that for all parts of Pakpak Bharat’s government. This included the police which was trying to get him to pay him money on account of Ibu Bupati.”
Ibu Bupati means Mother Bupati, understood as Remigo’s wife, “I don’t understand,” I said, “what does the Bupati’s wife have to do with any of this?”
“Ibu Bupati’s years back, sponsored an event for her women’s advocacy group. Being new to her role as Ibu Bupati, she had expenses that didn’t have time to go through the proper channels. So she used her own money first and then got reimbursed later from public funds. You can’t do this in Indonesian government. So the police got involved. They threatened to put Ibu Bupati in jail if Remigo didn’t pay them three billion rupiah.”
“Three billion rupiah?!” I exclaimed.
“Yes, almost $250,000 U.S,” Evodia lamented, “and he refused to pay because he is Bupati Remigo! Of course he had the money. Then while in Jakarta at a conference last week, he changed political parties. Then two days later, he pledged formal support to President Jokowi’s re-election knowing full well Probowo’s influence in Sumatera. He tried to do too much, too fast. And now he is in jail.”