Slowly but surely I am getting the hang of catching Reds-- One day and a half sure. It turns out that for one day, I was setting the hook in the wrong direction, driving the hook in the same direction as the swimming Reds. That was stupid.
“Doc, I don’t suppose you are catching anything with that technique,” Steve the 55-year-old bachelor said.
Then my line kept on breaking
“Doc, do you mind if I teach you how to tie a knot,” said Mike the King Salmon guide who was watching me from his trailor window until he couldn’t take it any more.
Then all I was catching were Dolly Vardons
“Doc, you need to get you some hip boots,” said a small child, “you’re not going to catch the Reds from the shore.” The child spoke was she was reeling her fifth Red in.
The first Red I hook comes around noon. Having never caught a fish in this manner, I am surprised. Instead of the usual loss of momentum at the 11 o’clock position, the rod instead flexes the opposite direction and again I hear the high-pitched zing of the nylon line being pulled tight. Boy does Red Salmon fight! As I turn the reel handle out, the base of the pole digs into my mid abdomen in a way that would normally hurt. But the adrenaline is rushing and anticipation blunting any nominal pain. How big will it be? Where is the hook? Is this a Red or a dastardly Dolly or even a tree branch? I move along the bank towards the small rocky beach keeping the line taught. I eventually convince myself that this is a fish because a real fish attached to me is now flipping into the air, diving, then flipping again with a fantastical wiggle at the water’s surface as it tries to get away. Mr. Kim once I am on the beach and the fish about 5 feet from us tries to grab the line with his hands and physically pull in the fish. Tony looks unsuccessful for the club that we bought this morning to kill the fish and seems vexed by the loss.
We eventually bring in the fish. The hook is in the fish’s neck. It is a Red. One can tell because it doesn’t have Dolly spots but a characteristic faint, pretty, and pink longitudinal stripe.
“Should we let it go,” I ask?
“Kill it,” Tony says.
I feel the stare of a large man filleting fish on the wooden table.
“I have to throw it back, right?” I say to him, “hook’s in the neck.” Never get on the bad side of a big local I think. This is not our turf.
“Sure looks as if the hook is in the mouth to me,” he says with a smile.
“Caught it right on the lip it appears,” the man next to him in a cowboy hat confirms as he nods his head up and down.
And so with the club missing and the locals approving, I attempt to euthanize the fish. The first stone I find is a little small so my blows to the salmon’s head are ineffectual, repetitive and frustrating.
“You just have to kill the fish,” says a grandma without teeth next to me, “not beat it to death.”
“Yes,” I say finding a much larger stone.
This works much better but having never bashed in the brains of a fish before, I am surprised at the force needed to stop a fish from moving. The sound and dull of the blows are sobering and disgusting. We wash off the fish now breaded in dirt in the river and run a braided rope through its gill to suspend it in water. The Sockeye dead looks more alive and I feel a little better.